SOMETHING BROKE DEEP DIVE*

*30-day mission • $35K investment

Shit hit the fan, but you don't know when or why. We identify why your business is sliding downhill while your agency boasts 500% ROAS.

FIND THE BREAK • FIX THE LEAK • STOP THE BLEEDING

THE MYSTERY DECLINE

METRICS DON'T MATCH REALITY

Your agency dashboard shows record ROAS. Your GA4 shows traffic growth. But revenue is down 30% and you're burning cash. Something's fundamentally broken but nobody can tell you what.

Vanity metrics hide real problems.

EVERYONE'S POINTING FINGERS

Your paid team blames organic. Organic blames product. Product blames pricing. Your agencies blame iOS updates. Nobody takes responsibility for the actual problem.

Blame games don't fix problems.

CAN'T PINPOINT WHEN IT STARTED

Was it 3 months ago? 6 months? Did something break suddenly or has it been a slow leak? You need forensic analysis to find the inflection point where things went wrong.

Can't fix what you can't find.

THE 30-DAY FORENSIC INVESTIGATION

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DATA ARCHAEOLOGY

We dig through 12-24 months of data across all your systems to find the exact moment things broke. We identify the inflection point and what changed around that time.

Find the when, then find the why.

02

ATTRIBUTION FORENSICS

We audit every tracking pixel, conversion event, and attribution model. We find the measurement errors that are making you blind to what's actually happening.

Bad data = bad decisions.

03

CHANNEL-BY-CHANNEL AUTOPSY

We analyze every marketing channel to identify which ones are actually broken vs. which ones just look broken because of measurement issues. We separate signal from noise.

Isolate the infection.

04

EMERGENCY TRIAGE PLAN

We deliver a prioritized action plan: what to fix immediately, what to fix next month, and what to monitor. Clear steps to stop the bleeding and start recovery.

Stop the bleeding first.

WHAT YOU GET IN 30 DAYS

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FORENSIC ANALYSIS REPORT

A detailed timeline showing exactly when performance broke, what changed, and the root cause analysis of your decline.

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ATTRIBUTION AUDIT

A comprehensive review of your tracking setup with specific fixes for measurement errors and data quality issues.

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EMERGENCY RECOVERY PLAN

A prioritized action plan with immediate fixes, short-term improvements, and long-term prevention strategies.

READY TO FIND WHAT BROKE?

Let's have a direct conversation about diagnosing your performance decline. No sales pitch. Just forensic analysis to find and fix what's broken.

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